Hurricane names for 2009 (not):

My wife and I were struck by the fact that the first two hurricanes to threaten us in 2009 have plebian male names: Bill and Danny. We started to think about a list of hurricane names that would alternate beautiful, elegant women with utterly ordinary men. Here's the real list for 2009. And here's our much better list:

• Ariella
  
• Bill
  
• Cecilia
  
• Danny
  
• Eurydice
  
• Fred
  
• Georgiana
  
• Hank
  
• Iolanthe
  
• Joe
  
• Kimberly
  
• Larry
  
• Mariana
  
• Ned
  
• Ophelia
  
• Pete
  
• Qadira or Quetzalxochitl
  
• Ron
  
• Stephanie
  
• Tom
  
• Ulrike
  
• Vic
  
• Wynona {The official list stops at W, but we don't.}
  
• Xavier
  
• Yolanda
  
• Zeke