The Hot Pepper Apple Recipe:

I made this up myself. It’s very simple and quite delicious.

1. Pour some of your favorite hot pepper sauce onto a dish. Examine the dish carefully and make sure you won’t die if you eat that much in a short time.


2. Wash your apple.


3. Eat the apple, but before you take each bite, dip the target area of the apple into the hot sauce.

The whole process actually improves as you eat the apple, because the inside of the apple absorbs sauce better than the skin.