Now the collar has two benefits:
- It prevents me from getting into some pain.
- Better yet, the collar brings me loads of sympathy.
The next time I have an ingrown toenail, I plan to wear the cervical collar again. (Around my neck.)
"Were you in an accident?" people will ask.
"No," but I hope to feel better soon."
"Well good luck then, I hope you feel better."
And of course I will.