Yet another Sports Malaprop:

I follow sports just enough to hear my fair share of dreadful malaprops. Here's a new one:

"... Leftwich has total control of what he wants to do with the football."

Okay, let's see what that means. I personally DON'T have total control of what I want to do with a football. I know this, because I remember a game where I really wanted to throw the ball to my tallest receiver, but at the last moment, I succumbed to an urge to throw to my fastest receiver instead.