Now it seems to me that there are a few rare moments in life when I would rather not have a bowling ball. And I'm not thinking about that moment when I got married. I'd rather not have a bowling ball:
- on a unicycle
- in a plane toilet
- in a steam room
- while rock climbing
- near the top of Mount Everest
- on a seesaw.
Have I left anything out? Anything at all?