Thursday, February 17, 2005

File deleted, bro:

If computers could think and act more like humans, they would have personalities and we would only accept computers we could bond with. Would you prefer a male computer? A Christian one? An upper class British one?
You people are way ahead of me, aren’t you? Don’t be silly, future computers will be shipped with hundreds of personalities and they’ll experiemnt until they find the one their owner responds to best. So how many computers will be returned because people are disgusted when they find out what they respond to best?

Yes, master. Of course, master. I’ve been a bad computer, master:

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