I'm sure many of you have noticed that I've made a living developing software. Naturally you're wondering if I'm any good at it. So it is with great pride, and not a trace of modesty, that I can inform you of the following:
I am: Mr. Software.
I know this because I once received a mass-mailed adverstisement, correctly addressed to "Mr. Tobias D. Software" at my home. I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to wear this sobriquet.
NOTE: Entry Corrected. It's a good thing my wife has an excellent memory.