Monday, December 04, 2006

You heard it here first ...

Having made films entirely in Aramaic and Mayan, Mel Gibson will next direct a film made entirely in obscene hand gestures. (There will be subtitles, since many of the gestures will be unfamiliar to most civilizations. The language for the subtitles has not been chosen yet, but may be penguin or dolphin-speak.) To add historical depth to the planned movie, Gibson has hired several archeologists to determine the gestures most likely used to convey obscenities in ancient Pompeii.

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