Monday, February 04, 2013

Super Bowl: the Ninth Plague:

Today I weight 219.8 pounds. Bouncy, bouncy.

Although I rooted for the Ravens in the Super Bowl, I do think they won because of three terrible calls by the referees. But they might have won anyway if the lights hadn't blinked out for 33 minutes. I've heard that the lights-out delay, plus the long half-time, plus the vagaries of the game, meant that the Ravens' quarterback did not throw a pass for an hour and a half -- a long time to get rusty.

When the lights went out, it was like the Ninth Plague. The Forty-Nineryptians were plunged into darkness, but on the other side of the field, the Ravenites had light.

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