I subscribe to ThinkGeek.com's product listings, and occasionally I even buy something. I was busy this week, so I did not peruse their current catalog, which apparently was salted with April Foolery. Here are my favorites among their offerings:
- The Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp. (Doesn't seem to emit much light, but you wouldn't want to look at it.) Amazingly affordable at only $299.99. Will Kramer commented: Click to place Ordor.
- The Play-Doh 3D Printer.
- The Arsenic-Based Sea Monkeys
- Keurig K-Cup 5-star Meals. Gourmet Taste for the Ramen Budget. (Where were these, when I was on business trips?)
I still dismayingly weigh over 219. Today should be a good day.