You know how it is when you think you
have two separate problems, but then you see how they come together,
and you realize that what you actually have is: one problem, and one solution.
Our local newspaper, The Times of Trenton,
reports that the NJ Department of Transportation will give a grant to
the nearby town of Hamilton. In Hamilton, people are distraught about
the slaughter of pedestrians by motorists. The Times reports that
people hope to find a way to improve the odds of pedestrians versus
motorists.
I have a solution to this problem. If
the state sponsors a study, I’m sure it will come to the same
conclusion. Just two words:
This morning I weighed 217.2 pounds.
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