Monday, March 11, 2013

Compensatory Action:

You know how it is when you think you have two separate problems, but then you see how they come together, and you realize that what you actually have is: one problem, and one solution.

Our local newspaper, The Times of Trenton, reports that the NJ Department of Transportation will give a grant to the nearby town of Hamilton. In Hamilton, people are distraught about the slaughter of pedestrians by motorists. The Times reports that people hope to find a way to improve the odds of pedestrians versus motorists.

I have a solution to this problem. If the state sponsors a study, I’m sure it will come to the same conclusion. Just two words:

This morning I weighed 217.2 pounds.

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