A very astute relative of mine pointed out that Tiger Woods has the potential to become remarkably more like OJ Simpson, even though, of course, he has never come close to doing violence to anybody, and I’m sure he never will. If this seems like a stretch to you, consider these two simple steps:
Tiger can announce that he has started an investigation to find the guy who actually had sex with all those women.
Tiger can write a book called “If I Did Them.”
Thanks for the tip, Alfred.