I was delighted to receive this email from a company I worked at. (I 've omitted a few words to make the email look even more silly):
"Santa and Mrs. Claus along with a few of Santa's helpers will arrive by special "sleigh" in the main lobby this Friday, December 23rd from 10:00-11:30 a.m. ... The information in this email may be proprietary in nature and is intended for the addressee(s) only. ..."
Okay, now I know why we don't hear more about Santa Sightings.