Thursday, January 12, 2006

Fake Sham:

I confess, I did not think this joke up. I'm just stealing it and running with it:
  • Shampoo: Fake poo
  • Champagne: Fake pain
  • Champ: Fake p
  • Shaman: Not the real article
  • Shambles: Not the truebles
  • Chammois: Not really me
  • Shamash: Fake ash, but who cares?
  • Shamrock: Much lighter than the real thing
  • Chambre noir: Be a fake French painting.
  • Chamomile fake'o'mile
  • Shambling: Cubic Zirconia.
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