Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Floss the flosser!

Do you get as annoyed as I do when your dental floss dispenser can no longer cut its chord because its little sharp metal cutting hook is jammed up with frayed string? I finally figured out why that bothers me so much. The cutting hook no longer works because: it needs to be flossed! It has - just like my teeth - picked up interstitial bits of flotsam.

If someone would make and sell me a flosser to floss my floss dispenser, I'm sure that product would eventually need to be flossed as well. If there's one thing I hate worse than slippery slopes, it's RECURSIVE slippery slopes ... RECURSIVE slippery slopes ... ...

No comments: